rent a midget | dwarf talent wishes little people big world matt roloff a happy birthday. talk about the wedding farm, TV televised freak shows, carving pumpkins, selling stools, chiding dwarfs, fake midgets, dwarf despair, short cake, dating ex-wife

it’s a big world! happy birthday!
doom and gloom and dwarf despair
little people everywhere!
on your birthday! happy birthday!

it’s a big world! happy birthday!
may the candles on short cake
burn like midgets that are fake.
on your birthday! happy birthday!

it’s a big world! happy birthday!
weddings held on your big farm
TV freak shows do no harm
on your birthday! happy birthday!

it’s a big world! happy birthday!
carving pumpkins is no fun
dating our ex wife is done
on your birthday! happy birthday!

it’s a big world! happy birthday!
selling stools so you must earn
first you chide, then we do learn
on your birthday! happy birthday!

it’s a big world! happy birthday!
just be glad the friends you’ve got
haven’t found out you know what
on your birthday! happy birthday!

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