client booking one of our dwarf leprechauns for this friday, the 17th, down in a bar in barboursville WV.  after we email him a photo of the leprechaun asks…
 
Q. “and he is a dwarf right? sorry to ask so many questions…”
 
A. “yes, he is one of our best 6 foot 3 inch dwarf leprechauns we have! you will not be disappointed.”
 
shortdwarf.com
 
PS. we need to start a collection of photos of tall dwarfs we represent. must be 5’11” tall or taller to qualify. of course, wages for our tall dwarfs are not as great as shortdwarfs, but hey, it’s great if you can’t find work otherwise…
By | 2017-03-16T00:57:05+00:00 March 15th, 2017|blog, humor|Comments Off on midgets, legal dwarfs / “little people” need not apply

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