great! you’re interested in hiring, booking and/or renting us as performers, actors and/or entertainers! and we’re interested in doing just that for you! we’ve done it & been in business since 1980 and we’re going to do it for umpteen years more… we get numerous inquiries sent to us daily and we do our best to answer all well invested & sincere inquiries after submitting your cover charge.

short cover charge form

if you know the value of lavish dwarf entertainment, promotional marketing & on-camera talent, then please fill out our form. maybe we can work together, we won't know until we get your form and possibly talk after that. of the average 619-632 inquires each month, we only have room for 7 clients each month to ensure that we do our best work for each and every client. contact us today with this form and we can start the conversation rolling! please submit simple details of your event, performance or project and we'll follow up with each other shortly...
  • your CELL phone number & text messages, by participating: 1. you consent to receive text messages sent by an automatic telephone dialing system 2. consent to these terms is not a condition of purchase.
  • please provide city, state & zip code of your event
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PS: finding great, reliable and TALENTED dwarf talent is a challenge. we share that challenge with you in this blog post…

rent a midget law of supply and demand

we’ll respond within the times outlined with our fees and explore the possibilities. our cover charge forms use either a 24 hour, a 5-7 day or a business/agent’s 8 hour response on your booking request. we will reply within 24 hours, 5-7 days or 8 hours on our first point of contact after receiving all parts of the cover charge process & fees!

submit one of our linked cover charges to be first in line reserving your rent a midget / dwarf talent!

we look forward to working with you now or in the future!