Monday, January 30, 2012
canadian dwarf tossing in the news
have you seen the news articles just inundating the internet about
last
weekend's dwarf tossing in windsor?
here we go, we can see it
now, the sign at the US/Canada border,
welcome you bare breast
gawkers and dwarf tossers, grab yourself a
dwarf and toss them here
in canada cause the exchange rate is SO much
better and it's legal!
we
are not opposed to dwarf tossing, in fact everyone should
experience
it once in their lifetime.
what we are oppossed to is any group
or organization that tries to
restrict employment of an "under
employed" population as they stand
now.
what we find
humor with is why Sandra Pupatello, needs to introduce
legislation to
prohibit dwarf tossing. it seems like this is all
Pupatello's little
reality show, much like the salahi's, matt roloff,
and sarah palin
with their "televised freak shows."
yes, there is
danger and potential harm from this, but if the rent a
midget or
tossee takes sufficient measures to protect himself and his
little
boys, why should he not be allowed gainful employment?
we're glad
the politicians are focusing on the really BIG issues.
517-507-5552
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where
size meets reality
Edited on: Monday, January 30, 2012 7:28 PM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf news, dwarf talent, dwarf tossing, Leopard's Lounge & Broil, little people, matt roloff, midget, peter dinklage, Sandra Pupatello
Monday, January 23, 2012
out to lunch?
on “take your dwarf to work” & groundhog
day day on february 2, you
can rent
a midget & we'll provide dwarf
talent, midgets and little people
for
lunchtime entertainment... whether you eat out or dine in the
company
break room, we'll provide the fun, you provide the food!
517-507-5552
shortdwarf.com
where
size meets reality
Edited on: Monday, January 23, 2012 8:26 PM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf talent, groundhog day, little people, midget
Thursday, January 19, 2012
rent a midget “take your dwarf to work” & groundhog day february 2
looking forward to february 2 this year for the first annual “take
your
dwarf to work day.”
if the rest of you can have Take
Our Daughters And Sons To Work days, we
can have a take your
dwarf to work day too!
yes, that’s right, you can rent a midget
or even little people to take
to your place of employment… whether
you are blue
collar, white
collar
or no collar (yes, we’ll work for strippers or adult
entertainers
too!) it’s that time of year when you can take your
dwarf to work and
show him or her the ropes of what you do for a
living… heck, you can
even have them provide dwarf
entertainment for your fellow co-workers.
they can do coffee breaks
or lunch room entertainment. they can even
help with the job at hand.
whether it be filing paperwork, answering
the phones, flipping
burgers or anything else you do at work. so call
the little
people at dwarf talent dot com and “take your dwarf to
work” on
thursday february 2!
PS it’s even groundhog
day so you might even see a few of the same
things repeated every
hour on the hour. :-)
517-507-5552
shortdwarf.com
where
size meets reality
Edited on: Thursday, January 19, 2012 9:48 PM
Categories: adult entertainers, blue collar, dwarf entertainment, dwarf talent, groundhog day, little people, midget, take our daughters and sons to work, white collar
Thursday, December 22, 2011
happy "shortest one" day of the year!
happy "shortest one" day of the year to "little
people," midgets,
dwarf
talent and the "shortest one" in every crowd. today it's the
winter
solstice and we celebrate the shortest one! dwarf entertainment
will
never be shorter!
Winter
Solstice 2011: Shortest Day of the Year December 22
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Sunday, December 04, 2011
third annual jewish christmas party
dwarfsanta.com, “little people” angels, midgets in baby bjorn, ron
jeremy at the 3rd annual jewish christmas party last night in highland
park IL with photographers bailey
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bailz4realz and terry
http://www.flickr.com/photos/terrencehamilton/ once again, dwarf
talent & entertainment reign supreme!
almost forgot, lizardman was there too! marc rocks an event!
a lot of proud moms last night!
517-507-5552
shortdwarf.com
where size meets reality
Friday, December 02, 2011
santa left them hanging
we doubt our “little
people,” midgets and dwarf
talent will leave you
hanging this christmas, holiday, kwanzaa,
feliz navidad, hanukkah /
chanukah, yuletide season, christmukkah,
festivus, winter solstice,
just about every holiday like this santa
left these holiday shoppers!
once again, dwarf entertainment reigns
supreme!
Santa’s
caught at Mall
517-507-5552
shortdwarf.com
where size
meets reality
Edited on: Friday, December 02, 2011 10:52 AM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf santa, dwarf talent
Thursday, November 17, 2011
FAQ: what is the politically correct term for people we represent?
as a rule, we refer to all our folks that perform the dwarf
entertainment,
promotional marketing and on-camera work as “talent.”
that
is the terminology they are most comfortable with.
but on the
other hand, others refer to them in a variety of other ways…
from
abatwa, aeta, afreet, afreeta, alven, bakhna rakhna, ballybogs,
banshees,
bean si, bean sidhe, bean-nighe, bendith y mamau, blue men
of the
minch, bodach, bogles, bokwus, brownies, buccas, bugalademujs,
bwbachod,
bwca, cherubs, cluricauns, coblynau koblernigh, corrigan,
daoine
sidhe, devas, devis, djinn, djinna, dryads, dwarfs, dwarves,
elf,
ellerkonge, ellyllon, elves, erlkonig, fach…
…to fairies,
fairy, feés, fendoree, ferrishyn, fir darrigs, fireesin,
folletti,
fylgiars, gentry, ghul, ghulla, gnome, gobelin, goblins,
grandinilli,
green lady of caerphilly, gremlins, grimelin, guillyn
veggey,
gwragedd annwn, gwyllion, hillmen, hobgoblin, hogmen, hu
hsien, hyter
sprites, ieles, illes, imp, Issun Boshi, jimaninas,
jimaninos, jinn,
jinna, kappa, kelpie, knockers, kobolds, kul,
leprechauns, lilitu,
little people, manitou, mazikeen, mekumwasuck,
menehune, midgets,
mimis, munchkins, nagas, nagumwasuck, naiades,
naiads, nereids,
nisse, nixies, nunus, nymphs, pechs, pehts, peris,
phooka…
…they’ve
also been called people of the hills, pigseys, pigsies,
piskies,
pituitary, pixies, portunes, pygmy, redcap, roane, seelie
court,
selkies, shehireem, shellycoat, shideem, short stature, sidhe,
si’la,
silkies, skeletal dysplasia, sluagh, sprites, sylphids, sylphs,
tengu,
tokolush, tomtra, trolls, trooping fairies, trows, tylwyth teg,
undines,
unseelie court, urchins, urisks, uttuku, vardogls, weisse
frau,
wichtlein, yumboes and finally zips…
they’ve been called
just about everything, but in the end, we always
refer to them as
TALENT.
517-507-5552
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where size meets reality
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
FAQ: what type of duties or roles are the dwarf talent capable of?
our “little people,” midgets and dwarf talent can perform a variety of
roles
or duties at your event or venue.
they can meet and greet; mix
and mingle; serve drinks; pour shots;
handle coat check; serve
appetizers or hors d’oeuvres; greet guests at
the door; escort
guests into a party or to their seat; work photo ops;
perform as
atmosphere entertainers; perform a singing telegram;
celebrate
special occasions; deliver messages or gifts; propose on
behalf of a
fiance; as characters in a theater production; scaring
halloween
party guests upon arrival; act as a short parody or
look-a-like of
your guest of honor or famous celebrities; act as
extended party
interactive entertainment.
they can also work photo ops for a
promotional / advertising event;
perform as an “attraction magnet”
for the opposite sex for a single
guy or lady; perform a mock, parody
or real striptease for special
events; check ID or take tickets;
assist or promote a new product or
service; act as talent in films,
TV productions and movies; escort a
bat or bar mitzvah candidate into
their event for presentation; as
part of a bridal dance or the garter
toss; as part of a prank, gotcha
or inside joke, as part of a new
product launch or announcement; as an
emcee or master of ceremonies
for an event or stage production,
handcuffed to the bachelor or
bachelorette as a ball and chain token.
and finally they can work
as a body double in a TV, film or
commercial; as a waiter, as a
costumed character at an amusement park,
as participants in a
convention competition; as an escort on a bar
crawl or bar hopping
event; as part of a hollywood awards ceremony;
distributing gifts at
a company christmas party, as a golf caddy or to
complete a foursome;
as a walking nacho chip serving dish; as a
bartender; as a trade show
booth promotion character and any number of
other opportunities for
your event, promotion or venue.
517-507-5552
shortdwarf.com
where
size meets reality
Edited on: Thursday, November 17, 2011 12:04 PM
Categories: dwarf talent, little people, midget
ding dong the munchkin’s dead
one of the last surviving “little
people,” midgets, dwarf
talent or
munchkins from the wizard
of oz dies and follows the yellow
brick road
in the sky…
One
of the Last Surviving ‘Wizard of Oz’ Munchkins Dies at 93
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