Wednesday, March 10, 2010

cheap bordeaux whine

break out the cheap bordeaux AGAIN! it's time for the 3 piece suitors in LPA to whine about the plight of little people midget dwarf talent employed in china in a dwarf theme park! http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/dwarf-theme-park-a-giant-problem-for-little-people/19389008 and the rest of us will take our lemons and made lemonade!

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Thursday, March 04, 2010

dwarf theme park afterthought

after thought to the dwarf theme park in china... "too bad nobody is tall enough to ride the rides!" :-)  with credit to michael mode!

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midgets, little people & walt disney

a dwarf talent theme park in china? where is walt disney when we need him? :-) http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35701810/ns/world_news-the_new_york_times/

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Wednesday, March 03, 2010

leprechauns

"little people" midget dwarf talent leprechauns had NOTHING to do with St. Patrick's Day until 1959! http://www.history.com/topics/st-patricks-day-symbols-and-traditions

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Thursday, February 25, 2010

how tall RU?

how tall RU?

this dwarf talent / midget had forgotten the senselessness of the american public!

it been a while but tonight @ the wendy's on john R in madison heights we were asked how tall we were! like wanting to buy chili & a frosty was an automatic entry in a carnival game where the wendy's employee was permitted to guess UR age, weight or height!

guess she won a prize off the top shelf though! she guessed within a inch!

thank goodness for freaks & carnies!

:-)

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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

booking leprechauns

going to be another crazy day booking dwarf talent midget leprechauns
for the st patrick's day season next month! http://dwarfurl.com/35e33


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Friday, February 12, 2010

dating "little people"

too funny! here's an actual commercial that follows a scene from
boston legal where denny crane dates a "little people" dwarf talent
midget! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsVrDXrx21U


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Thursday, February 11, 2010

describing dwarf talent "condition"

funny brit comedy with a short :-) segment dealing with the
awkwardness of describing dwarfs without addressing their
"condition!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1K7DhGo43c


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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

dwarf talent leprechauns

booking dwarf talent midget leprechauns 4 your St. Patrick's day
event entertainment and promotional marketing ALL across the
continental USA http://dwarfurl.com/237ee


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little people educational turned exploitive?

has little people midget dwarf talent TV turned from educational to
exploitive?
http://tv.gawker.com/5461699/will-television-ever-stop-making-shows-about-little-people


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