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canadian dwarf tossing in the news

have you seen the news articles just inundating the internet about
last weekend's dwarf tossing in windsor?

here we go, we can see it now, the sign at the US/Canada border,
welcome you bare breast gawkers and dwarf tossers, grab yourself a
dwarf and toss them here in canada cause the exchange rate is SO much
better and it's legal!

we are not opposed to dwarf tossing, in fact everyone should
experience it once in their lifetime.

what we are oppossed to is any group or organization that tries to
restrict employment of an "under employed" population as they stand
now.

what we find humor with is why Sandra Pupatello, needs to introduce
legislation to prohibit dwarf tossing. it seems like this is all
Pupatello's little reality show, much like the salahi's, matt roloff,
and sarah palin with their "televised freak shows."

yes, there is danger and potential harm from this, but if the rent a
midget or tossee takes sufficient measures to protect himself and his
little boys, why should he not be allowed gainful employment?

we're glad the politicians are focusing on the really BIG issues.

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steven colbert & dwarf tossing

thank you steven colbert. another insightful look into the serious
issue little people, midget and dwarf talent have with dwarf tossing!
matt roloff where are you when we need you?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/290082/the-colbert-report-mon-oct-17-2011#s-p1-so-i0

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made anywhere except USA

this dwarf talent is clothes shopping where lavish dwarf entertainment normally shops for clothes, kohls and is totally amazed at all the labels... made in china, vietnam, sri lanka, nicaragua and mauritius!

where in the heck is mauritius? probably one of those communist countries where the US will find itself in a war in 3 years because it has cheap electrical power or bin laden was spotted at a burger king having a happy meal or where matt roloff will be filming one of this LPBW episodes saving the little people plight for mauritians! too funny! next thing you know midget talent will be made in china and shipped to the USA at a far cheaper rate than is provided here!

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celebrity apprentice

did you catch tonight's small and mighty all commercial celebrity apprentice? they probably did a great job of capturing a good cross section of viewers by using the midget m-word, dwarf talent little people, scantily clad models, DUI drunken driving, drug abuse and cursing...

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