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canadian dwarf tossing in the news

have you seen the news articles just inundating the internet about
last weekend's dwarf tossing in windsor?

here we go, we can see it now, the sign at the US/Canada border,
welcome you bare breast gawkers and dwarf tossers, grab yourself a
dwarf and toss them here in canada cause the exchange rate is SO much
better and it's legal!

we are not opposed to dwarf tossing, in fact everyone should
experience it once in their lifetime.

what we are oppossed to is any group or organization that tries to
restrict employment of an "under employed" population as they stand
now.

what we find humor with is why Sandra Pupatello, needs to introduce
legislation to prohibit dwarf tossing. it seems like this is all
Pupatello's little reality show, much like the salahi's, matt roloff,
and sarah palin with their "televised freak shows."

yes, there is danger and potential harm from this, but if the rent a
midget or tossee takes sufficient measures to protect himself and his
little boys, why should he not be allowed gainful employment?

we're glad the politicians are focusing on the really BIG issues.

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steven colbert & dwarf tossing

thank you steven colbert. another insightful look into the serious
issue little people, midget and dwarf talent have with dwarf tossing!
matt roloff where are you when we need you?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/290082/the-colbert-report-mon-oct-17-2011#s-p1-so-i0

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what dwarf tossing...

...maybe little people or midgets were tossed but no dwarfs or dwarf talent was harmed or tossed in the making of this fidelity trader bachelor party.

our client from the 2003 miami beach bachelor party, that included dinner & drinks at joe's stone crab restaurant, revealed himself or was finally revealed. thomas bruderman was to have married the daughter of former tyco international Ltd, chief executive dennis kozlowski. we can thank dwarf tossing for this one too!

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dwarf tossing may return

dwarf tossing, banned since 1989, may return in florida. the "little
people" aren't going to be happy about this one... some of the 3 piece suiters within the organization do not find it to be dwarf entertainment. go figure, some dwarf talent are doing what they can to make a living...

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/10/06/141133785/dwarf-tossing-long-banned-may-return-in-florida

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indian baby tossing

just when folks thought dwarf tossing was outrageous, along comes indian baby tossing! http://tinyurl.com/l6fnd7 what mental midgets! :-)

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