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canadian dwarf tossing in the news

have you seen the news articles just inundating the internet about
last weekend's dwarf tossing in windsor?

here we go, we can see it now, the sign at the US/Canada border,
welcome you bare breast gawkers and dwarf tossers, grab yourself a
dwarf and toss them here in canada cause the exchange rate is SO much
better and it's legal!

we are not opposed to dwarf tossing, in fact everyone should
experience it once in their lifetime.

what we are oppossed to is any group or organization that tries to
restrict employment of an "under employed" population as they stand
now.

what we find humor with is why Sandra Pupatello, needs to introduce
legislation to prohibit dwarf tossing. it seems like this is all
Pupatello's little reality show, much like the salahi's, matt roloff,
and sarah palin with their "televised freak shows."

yes, there is danger and potential harm from this, but if the rent a
midget or tossee takes sufficient measures to protect himself and his
little boys, why should he not be allowed gainful employment?

we're glad the politicians are focusing on the really BIG issues.

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out to lunch?

on “take your dwarf to work” & groundhog day day on february 2, you
can rent a midget & we'll provide dwarf talent, midgets and little people for
lunchtime entertainment... whether you eat out or dine in the company
break room, we'll provide the fun, you provide the food!

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rent a midget “take your dwarf to work” & groundhog day february 2

looking forward to february 2 this year for the first annual “take
your dwarf to work day.”

if the rest of you can have Take Our Daughters And Sons To Work days, we
can have a take your dwarf to work day too!

yes, that’s right, you can rent a midget or even little people to take
to your place of employment… whether you are blue collar, white collar
or no collar (yes, we’ll work for strippers or adult entertainers
too!) it’s that time of year when you can take your dwarf to work and
show him or her the ropes of what you do for a living… heck, you can
even have them provide dwarf entertainment for your fellow co-workers.
they can do coffee breaks or lunch room entertainment. they can even
help with the job at hand. whether it be filing paperwork, answering
the phones, flipping burgers or anything else you do at work. so call
the little people at dwarf talent dot com and “take your dwarf to
work” on thursday february 2!

PS it’s even groundhog day so you might even see a few of the same
things repeated every hour on the hour. :-)

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santa left them hanging

we doubt our “little people,” midgets and dwarf talent will leave you
hanging this christmas, holiday, kwanzaa, feliz navidad, hanukkah /
chanukah, yuletide season, christmukkah, festivus, winter solstice,
just about every holiday like this santa left these holiday shoppers!
once again, dwarf entertainment reigns supreme!

Santa’s caught at Mall

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FAQ: what type of duties or roles are the dwarf talent capable of?

our “little people,” midgets and dwarf talent can perform a variety of
roles or duties at your event or venue.

they can meet and greet; mix and mingle; serve drinks; pour shots;
handle coat check; serve appetizers or hors d’oeuvres; greet guests at
the door; escort guests into a party or to their seat; work photo ops;
perform as atmosphere entertainers; perform a singing telegram;
celebrate special occasions; deliver messages or gifts; propose on
behalf of a fiance; as characters in a theater production; scaring
halloween party guests upon arrival; act as a short parody or
look-a-like of your guest of honor or famous celebrities; act as
extended party interactive entertainment.

they can also work photo ops for a promotional / advertising event;
perform as an “attraction magnet” for the opposite sex for a single
guy or lady; perform a mock, parody or real striptease for special
events; check ID or take tickets; assist or promote a new product or
service; act as talent in films, TV productions and movies; escort a
bat or bar mitzvah candidate into their event for presentation; as
part of a bridal dance or the garter toss; as part of a prank, gotcha
or inside joke, as part of a new product launch or announcement; as an
emcee or master of ceremonies for an event or stage production,
handcuffed to the bachelor or bachelorette as a ball and chain token.

and finally they can work as a body double in a TV, film or
commercial; as a waiter, as a costumed character at an amusement park,
as participants in a convention competition; as an escort on a bar
crawl or bar hopping event; as part of a hollywood awards ceremony;
distributing gifts at a company christmas party, as a golf caddy or to
complete a foursome; as a walking nacho chip serving dish; as a
bartender; as a trade show booth promotion character and any number of
other opportunities for your event, promotion or venue.

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shop small november 26

shop small this november 26! oh my gosh, our “little people,” midgets
& dwarf talent have been trying to tell people that for years!  dwarf entertainment at it’s finest on saturday, november 26!

shop small twitter

shop small facebook

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funny dwarf talent & rick perry

our “little people,” dwarf talent and midgets are just as funny, if
not funnier, as rick perry at a republican debate!  now that’s dwarf entertainment!

Late Show Video – Top Ten Rick Perry Excuses – CBS.com

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human fire extinguisher

there you go again stefon, on saturday night live tonight, giving the
"little people" something to moan & groan about...a human fire
extinguisher: it's that thing of where a midget paints himself red and
chews alka seltzer until foam shoots out his mouth." giving dwarf talent another character possibility.

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steven colbert & dwarf tossing

thank you steven colbert. another insightful look into the serious
issue little people, midget and dwarf talent have with dwarf tossing!
matt roloff where are you when we need you?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/290082/the-colbert-report-mon-oct-17-2011#s-p1-so-i0

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what dwarf tossing...

...maybe little people or midgets were tossed but no dwarfs or dwarf talent was harmed or tossed in the making of this fidelity trader bachelor party.

our client from the 2003 miami beach bachelor party, that included dinner & drinks at joe's stone crab restaurant, revealed himself or was finally revealed. thomas bruderman was to have married the daughter of former tyco international Ltd, chief executive dennis kozlowski. we can thank dwarf tossing for this one too!

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dwarf tossing may return

dwarf tossing, banned since 1989, may return in florida. the "little
people" aren't going to be happy about this one... some of the 3 piece suiters within the organization do not find it to be dwarf entertainment. go figure, some dwarf talent are doing what they can to make a living...

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/10/06/141133785/dwarf-tossing-long-banned-may-return-in-florida

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"m" word violation / careful midgets, dwarf talent and little people

nothing's sacred anymore. the "m" word police have struck again with
doing away with the midget word...

http://www.king5.com/news/local/Local-coach-urges-to-do-away-with-midget-football-128114413.html 

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book your midget dwarf talent leprechaun now!

what date did you want to book your saint patrick's day dwarf talent
leprechaun? thursday, march 17 or the weekend before or the weekend
after? CALL or text 517-507-5552 TODAY before your date is taken!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gTJx_4x1hM

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angry "little people"

FREE whine & cheese party to honor the angry "little people" that are calling for a ban on the "midget" word!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31749807/

http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2009-07-05-fcc-midget_N.htm

would you like a red or a white whine? :-)

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little people want to ban the "M" midget word

let's all ban the "M" midget word, see google news links, http://tinyurl.com/no77oc

better yet, ban the phrase "little people." we're not day care center clientele or a fisher price toys! call a spade a spade and a midget a MIDGET!

LOL :-)

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commongroundfest.com

think we are the only dwarf talent at the opening night of common ground with huey lewis & the news!

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I found it!

just bought 2 copies of "just call me fred." found 2 tattered copies in Meijers as if they've had them in a warehouse for the last 10 years or they bought from a used bookstore then turned around & sold them as new! check out "proverb 68" people respond best when treated as individuals - especially when treated with respect. (pic of fred meijer with dandy the clown) he's stooping to talk with 4'2" dandy, yet dandy is stooping even further to "have fun" with fred's stooping!

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local dwarf doctor visits lansing lawyer

we've got a local dwarf doctor, one of our dwarf talent, working a singing telegram later tonight at a local lansing, michigan party for a lawyer's 60th birthday from his polish california brother...

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dwarf servers at wedding in kenosha wisconsin

three of our "little people" dwarf talent are working a outdoor wedding this weekend in kenosha wisconsin as servers! woohoo

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such life like little people

 

isn't it amazing how fisher price is making such life like little people nowadays?

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