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Monday, January 30, 2012

canadian dwarf tossing in the news

have you seen the news articles just inundating the internet about
last weekend's dwarf tossing in windsor?

here we go, we can see it now, the sign at the US/Canada border,
welcome you bare breast gawkers and dwarf tossers, grab yourself a
dwarf and toss them here in canada cause the exchange rate is SO much
better and it's legal!

we are not opposed to dwarf tossing, in fact everyone should
experience it once in their lifetime.

what we are oppossed to is any group or organization that tries to
restrict employment of an "under employed" population as they stand
now.

what we find humor with is why Sandra Pupatello, needs to introduce
legislation to prohibit dwarf tossing. it seems like this is all
Pupatello's little reality show, much like the salahi's, matt roloff,
and sarah palin with their "televised freak shows."

yes, there is danger and potential harm from this, but if the rent a
midget or tossee takes sufficient measures to protect himself and his
little boys, why should he not be allowed gainful employment?

we're glad the politicians are focusing on the really BIG issues.

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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

steven colbert & dwarf tossing

thank you steven colbert. another insightful look into the serious
issue little people, midget and dwarf talent have with dwarf tossing!
matt roloff where are you when we need you?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/290082/the-colbert-report-mon-oct-17-2011#s-p1-so-i0

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Posted by shortdwarf.com at 12:37 PM
Edited on: Tuesday, October 18, 2011 12:50 PM
Categories: dwarf news, dwarf talent, dwarf tossing, little people, matt roloff, peter dinklage

Friday, October 07, 2011

dwarf tossing may return

dwarf tossing, banned since 1989, may return in florida. the "little
people" aren't going to be happy about this one... some of the 3 piece suiters within the organization do not find it to be dwarf entertainment. go figure, some dwarf talent are doing what they can to make a living...

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/10/06/141133785/dwarf-tossing-long-banned-may-return-in-florida

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Posted by shortdwarf.com at 2:50 AM
Edited on: Friday, October 07, 2011 2:58 AM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf news, dwarf talent, dwarf tossing, little people

Sunday, October 11, 2009

indian baby tossing

just when folks thought dwarf tossing was outrageous, along comes indian baby tossing! http://tinyurl.com/l6fnd7 what mental midgets! :-)

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Posted by shortdwarf.com at 7:38 PM
Categories: dwarf news, dwarf tossing

Saturday, July 18, 2009

"m" word (midget)

where were the folks that are comfortable with using the "m" word last week in NYC? is resignification dead amongst midgets?

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Posted by shortdwarf.com at 1:31 PM
Edited on: Tuesday, July 21, 2009 8:16 AM
Categories: dwarf news, little people

Saturday, July 04, 2009

I found it!

just bought 2 copies of "just call me fred." found 2 tattered copies in Meijers as if they've had them in a warehouse for the last 10 years or they bought from a used bookstore then turned around & sold them as new! check out "proverb 68" people respond best when treated as individuals - especially when treated with respect. (pic of fred meijer with dandy the clown) he's stooping to talk with 4'2" dandy, yet dandy is stooping even further to "have fun" with fred's stooping!

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Posted by shortdwarf.com at 5:07 PM
Edited on: Tuesday, July 21, 2009 7:55 AM
Categories: dwarf news, dwarf talent

Sunday, April 05, 2009

celebrity apprentice

did you catch tonight's small and mighty all commercial celebrity apprentice? they probably did a great job of capturing a good cross section of viewers by using the midget m-word, dwarf talent little people, scantily clad models, DUI drunken driving, drug abuse and cursing...

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Posted by shortdwarf.com at 10:57 PM
Edited on: Monday, April 06, 2009 1:50 AM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf news, dwarf talent, little people, matt roloff

Saturday, January 10, 2009

mr. sunshine


watching a replay of thursday's C-SPAN where robert sunshine, congressional budget office acting director testifies before some kind law makers / law breakers. how funny, sunshine? what's next, the seven dwarfs telling us "how small" the problem really is? dwarf talent at it's best!

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Posted by shortdwarf.com at 1:44 PM
Edited on: Monday, January 19, 2009 2:54 AM
Categories: dwarf news, dwarf talent

Sunday, January 04, 2009

reality show love

check out article about reality shows, we love them, NOT! http://twurl.nl/ncmgrd

Posted by shortdwarf.com at 5:25 PM
Edited on: Sunday, January 04, 2009 5:35 PM
Categories: dwarf news

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

matt roloff in the news

check out photo of matt roloff and the family, http://twurl.nl/q1jlqg a new episode of "little people on the prairie."

Posted by shortdwarf.com at 5:24 PM
Edited on: Sunday, January 04, 2009 5:33 PM
Categories: dwarf news

Saturday, December 13, 2008

thrill of a lifetime!

we're thrilled that Disney is honoring one of our entertainers! wohooooo! http://twurl.nl/kwa6be to book one of them, go here: http://twurl.nl/dctff4

Posted by shortdwarf.com at 12:08 PM
Edited on: Saturday, December 13, 2008 12:10 PM
Categories: dwarf news, dwarf talent, midget stripper

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

1-1/2 hour process

spent that long today just to exercise our right to vote. proud to have a choice!
Posted by shortdwarf.com at 3:49 PM
Edited on: Saturday, November 08, 2008 4:28 PM
Categories: dwarf news