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Monday, January 30, 2012
canadian dwarf tossing in the news
have you seen the news articles just inundating the internet about
last
weekend's dwarf tossing in windsor?
here we go, we can see it
now, the sign at the US/Canada border,
welcome you bare breast
gawkers and dwarf tossers, grab yourself a
dwarf and toss them here
in canada cause the exchange rate is SO much
better and it's legal!
we
are not opposed to dwarf tossing, in fact everyone should
experience
it once in their lifetime.
what we are oppossed to is any group
or organization that tries to
restrict employment of an "under
employed" population as they stand
now.
what we find
humor with is why Sandra Pupatello, needs to introduce
legislation to
prohibit dwarf tossing. it seems like this is all
Pupatello's little
reality show, much like the salahi's, matt roloff,
and sarah palin
with their "televised freak shows."
yes, there is
danger and potential harm from this, but if the rent a
midget or
tossee takes sufficient measures to protect himself and his
little
boys, why should he not be allowed gainful employment?
we're glad
the politicians are focusing on the really BIG issues.
517-507-5552
shortdwarf.com
where
size meets reality
Edited on: Monday, January 30, 2012 7:28 PM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf news, dwarf talent, dwarf tossing, Leopard's Lounge & Broil, little people, matt roloff, midget, peter dinklage, Sandra Pupatello
Monday, January 23, 2012
out to lunch?
on “take your dwarf to work” & groundhog
day day on february 2, you
can rent
a midget & we'll provide dwarf
talent, midgets and little people
for
lunchtime entertainment... whether you eat out or dine in the
company
break room, we'll provide the fun, you provide the food!
517-507-5552
shortdwarf.com
where
size meets reality
Edited on: Monday, January 23, 2012 8:26 PM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf talent, groundhog day, little people, midget
Thursday, January 19, 2012
rent a midget “take your dwarf to work” & groundhog day february 2
looking forward to february 2 this year for the first annual “take
your
dwarf to work day.”
if the rest of you can have Take
Our Daughters And Sons To Work days, we
can have a take your
dwarf to work day too!
yes, that’s right, you can rent a midget
or even little people to take
to your place of employment… whether
you are blue
collar, white
collar
or no collar (yes, we’ll work for strippers or adult
entertainers
too!) it’s that time of year when you can take your
dwarf to work and
show him or her the ropes of what you do for a
living… heck, you can
even have them provide dwarf
entertainment for your fellow co-workers.
they can do coffee breaks
or lunch room entertainment. they can even
help with the job at hand.
whether it be filing paperwork, answering
the phones, flipping
burgers or anything else you do at work. so call
the little
people at dwarf talent dot com and “take your dwarf to
work” on
thursday february 2!
PS it’s even groundhog
day so you might even see a few of the same
things repeated every
hour on the hour. :-)
517-507-5552
shortdwarf.com
where
size meets reality
Edited on: Thursday, January 19, 2012 9:48 PM
Categories: adult entertainers, blue collar, dwarf entertainment, dwarf talent, groundhog day, little people, midget, take our daughters and sons to work, white collar
Friday, December 02, 2011
santa left them hanging
we doubt our “little
people,” midgets and dwarf
talent will leave you
hanging this christmas, holiday, kwanzaa,
feliz navidad, hanukkah /
chanukah, yuletide season, christmukkah,
festivus, winter solstice,
just about every holiday like this santa
left these holiday shoppers!
once again, dwarf entertainment reigns
supreme!
Santa’s
caught at Mall
517-507-5552
shortdwarf.com
where size
meets reality
Edited on: Friday, December 02, 2011 10:52 AM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf santa, dwarf talent
Monday, November 14, 2011
shop small november 26
shop small this november 26! oh my gosh, our “little
people,” midgets
& dwarf
talent have been trying to tell people that for years! dwarf
entertainment at it’s finest on saturday, november 26!
shop
small twitter
shop
small facebook
517-507-5552
shortdwarf.com
where
size meets reality
Edited on: Monday, November 14, 2011 6:42 PM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf talent, little people, shop small
Friday, November 11, 2011
funny dwarf talent & rick perry
our “little
people,” dwarf
talent and midgets are just as funny, if
not funnier, as rick
perry at a republican debate! now that’s dwarf
entertainment!
Late
Show Video – Top Ten Rick Perry Excuses – CBS.com
517-507-5552
shortdwarf.com
where
size meets reality
Edited on: Friday, November 11, 2011 1:14 PM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf talent, little people, rick perry
Sunday, October 09, 2011
what dwarf tossing...
...maybe little people or midgets were tossed but no dwarfs or dwarf talent was harmed or tossed in the making of this fidelity trader bachelor party.
our client from the 2003 miami beach bachelor party, that included dinner & drinks at joe's stone crab restaurant, revealed himself or was finally revealed. thomas bruderman was to have married the daughter of former tyco international Ltd, chief executive dennis kozlowski. we can thank dwarf tossing for this one too!
517-507-5552
shortdwarf.com
where
size meets reality
Edited on: Sunday, October 09, 2011 4:05 PM
Categories: dennis kozlowski, dwarf entertainment, dwarf talent, dwarf tossing, lavish dwarf entertainment, thomas bruderman, tyco international
Friday, October 07, 2011
dwarf tossing may return
dwarf tossing, banned since 1989, may return in florida. the "little
people"
aren't going to be happy about this one... some of the 3 piece suiters
within the organization do not find it to be dwarf entertainment. go
figure, some dwarf talent are doing what they can to make a living...
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/10/06/141133785/dwarf-tossing-long-banned-may-return-in-florida
517-507-5552
shortdwarf.com
where
size meets reality
Edited on: Friday, October 07, 2011 2:58 AM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf news, dwarf talent, dwarf tossing, little people
Saturday, June 06, 2009
local dwarf doctor visits lansing lawyer
we've got a local dwarf doctor, one of our dwarf
talent, working a singing telegram later tonight at a local lansing, michigan
party for a lawyer's 60th birthday from his polish california
brother...
517-507-5552 : 312-788-8105
shortdwarf.com
: where size meets reality
Edited on: Saturday, June 06, 2009 8:48 PM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf talent
Monday, May 25, 2009
dwarf servers at wedding in kenosha wisconsin
three of our "little
people" dwarf
talent are working a outdoor wedding this weekend in kenosha
wisconsin as servers! woohoo
517-507-5552 : 312-788-8105
shortdwarf.com
: where size meets reality
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf talent, lavish dwarf entertainment, little people
Sunday, April 05, 2009
celebrity apprentice
did you catch tonight's small and mighty all commercial celebrity apprentice? they probably did a great job of capturing a good cross section of viewers by using the midget m-word, dwarf talent little people, scantily clad models, DUI drunken driving, drug abuse and cursing...517-507-5552 : : : : : 312-788-8105
shortdwarf.com ::: where size meets reality
Edited on: Monday, April 06, 2009 1:50 AM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf news, dwarf talent, little people, matt roloff
Saturday, January 24, 2009
too funny
we just had the funniest phone call from a 5'7" acting & modeling talent from detroit asking, "how do I become a dwarf talent?" as bill engvall would say, "here's your sign!"
Edited on: Friday, January 30, 2009 1:43 PM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf talent