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Monday, January 30, 2012

canadian dwarf tossing in the news

have you seen the news articles just inundating the internet about
last weekend's dwarf tossing in windsor?

here we go, we can see it now, the sign at the US/Canada border,
welcome you bare breast gawkers and dwarf tossers, grab yourself a
dwarf and toss them here in canada cause the exchange rate is SO much
better and it's legal!

we are not opposed to dwarf tossing, in fact everyone should
experience it once in their lifetime.

what we are oppossed to is any group or organization that tries to
restrict employment of an "under employed" population as they stand
now.

what we find humor with is why Sandra Pupatello, needs to introduce
legislation to prohibit dwarf tossing. it seems like this is all
Pupatello's little reality show, much like the salahi's, matt roloff,
and sarah palin with their "televised freak shows."

yes, there is danger and potential harm from this, but if the rent a
midget or tossee takes sufficient measures to protect himself and his
little boys, why should he not be allowed gainful employment?

we're glad the politicians are focusing on the really BIG issues.

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Monday, January 23, 2012

out to lunch?

on “take your dwarf to work” & groundhog day day on february 2, you
can rent a midget & we'll provide dwarf talent, midgets and little people for
lunchtime entertainment... whether you eat out or dine in the company
break room, we'll provide the fun, you provide the food!

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Posted by shortdwarf.com at 1:31 PM
Edited on: Monday, January 23, 2012 8:26 PM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf talent, groundhog day, little people, midget

Thursday, January 19, 2012

rent a midget “take your dwarf to work” & groundhog day february 2

looking forward to february 2 this year for the first annual “take
your dwarf to work day.”

if the rest of you can have Take Our Daughters And Sons To Work days, we
can have a take your dwarf to work day too!

yes, that’s right, you can rent a midget or even little people to take
to your place of employment… whether you are blue collar, white collar
or no collar (yes, we’ll work for strippers or adult entertainers
too!) it’s that time of year when you can take your dwarf to work and
show him or her the ropes of what you do for a living… heck, you can
even have them provide dwarf entertainment for your fellow co-workers.
they can do coffee breaks or lunch room entertainment. they can even
help with the job at hand. whether it be filing paperwork, answering
the phones, flipping burgers or anything else you do at work. so call
the little people at dwarf talent dot com and “take your dwarf to
work” on thursday february 2!

PS it’s even groundhog day so you might even see a few of the same
things repeated every hour on the hour. :-)

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where size meets reality

Friday, December 02, 2011

santa left them hanging

we doubt our “little people,” midgets and dwarf talent will leave you
hanging this christmas, holiday, kwanzaa, feliz navidad, hanukkah /
chanukah, yuletide season, christmukkah, festivus, winter solstice,
just about every holiday like this santa left these holiday shoppers!
once again, dwarf entertainment reigns supreme!

Santa’s caught at Mall

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where size meets reality

Posted by shortdwarf.com at 10:29 AM
Edited on: Friday, December 02, 2011 10:52 AM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf santa, dwarf talent

Monday, November 14, 2011

shop small november 26

shop small this november 26! oh my gosh, our “little people,” midgets
& dwarf talent have been trying to tell people that for years!  dwarf entertainment at it’s finest on saturday, november 26!

shop small twitter

shop small facebook

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where size meets reality

Posted by shortdwarf.com at 4:00 PM
Edited on: Monday, November 14, 2011 6:42 PM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf talent, little people, shop small

Friday, November 11, 2011

funny dwarf talent & rick perry

our “little people,” dwarf talent and midgets are just as funny, if
not funnier, as rick perry at a republican debate!  now that’s dwarf entertainment!

Late Show Video – Top Ten Rick Perry Excuses – CBS.com

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Posted by shortdwarf.com at 1:05 PM
Edited on: Friday, November 11, 2011 1:14 PM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf talent, little people, rick perry

Sunday, October 09, 2011

what dwarf tossing...

...maybe little people or midgets were tossed but no dwarfs or dwarf talent was harmed or tossed in the making of this fidelity trader bachelor party.

our client from the 2003 miami beach bachelor party, that included dinner & drinks at joe's stone crab restaurant, revealed himself or was finally revealed. thomas bruderman was to have married the daughter of former tyco international Ltd, chief executive dennis kozlowski. we can thank dwarf tossing for this one too!

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Friday, October 07, 2011

dwarf tossing may return

dwarf tossing, banned since 1989, may return in florida. the "little
people" aren't going to be happy about this one... some of the 3 piece suiters within the organization do not find it to be dwarf entertainment. go figure, some dwarf talent are doing what they can to make a living...

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/10/06/141133785/dwarf-tossing-long-banned-may-return-in-florida

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Posted by shortdwarf.com at 2:50 AM
Edited on: Friday, October 07, 2011 2:58 AM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf news, dwarf talent, dwarf tossing, little people

Saturday, June 06, 2009

local dwarf doctor visits lansing lawyer

we've got a local dwarf doctor, one of our dwarf talent, working a singing telegram later tonight at a local lansing, michigan party for a lawyer's 60th birthday from his polish california brother...

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Posted by shortdwarf.com at 8:43 PM
Edited on: Saturday, June 06, 2009 8:48 PM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf talent

Monday, May 25, 2009

dwarf servers at wedding in kenosha wisconsin

three of our "little people" dwarf talent are working a outdoor wedding this weekend in kenosha wisconsin as servers! woohoo

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Sunday, April 05, 2009

celebrity apprentice

did you catch tonight's small and mighty all commercial celebrity apprentice? they probably did a great job of capturing a good cross section of viewers by using the midget m-word, dwarf talent little people, scantily clad models, DUI drunken driving, drug abuse and cursing...

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Posted by shortdwarf.com at 10:57 PM
Edited on: Monday, April 06, 2009 1:50 AM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf news, dwarf talent, little people, matt roloff

Saturday, January 24, 2009

too funny


we just had the funniest phone call from a 5'7" acting & modeling talent from detroit asking, "how do I become a dwarf talent?" as bill engvall would say, "here's your sign!"

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Posted by shortdwarf.com at 2:01 PM
Edited on: Friday, January 30, 2009 1:43 PM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf talent