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Sunday, October 09, 2011

what dwarf tossing...

...maybe little people or midgets were tossed but no dwarfs or dwarf talent was harmed or tossed in the making of this fidelity trader bachelor party.

our client from the 2003 miami beach bachelor party, that included dinner & drinks at joe's stone crab restaurant, revealed himself or was finally revealed. thomas bruderman was to have married the daughter of former tyco international Ltd, chief executive dennis kozlowski. we can thank dwarf tossing for this one too!

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Friday, January 07, 2011

book your midget dwarf talent leprechaun now!

what date did you want to book your saint patrick's day dwarf talent
leprechaun? thursday, march 17 or the weekend before or the weekend
after? CALL or text 517-507-5552 TODAY before your date is taken!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gTJx_4x1hM

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Posted by shortdwarf.com at 10:53 AM
Edited on: Friday, January 07, 2011 11:12 AM
Categories: dwarf leprechaun, dwarf talent, lavish dwarf entertainment, midget leprechaun

Monday, May 25, 2009

dwarf servers at wedding in kenosha wisconsin

three of our "little people" dwarf talent are working a outdoor wedding this weekend in kenosha wisconsin as servers! woohoo

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Thursday, April 23, 2009

made anywhere except USA

this dwarf talent is clothes shopping where lavish dwarf entertainment normally shops for clothes, kohls and is totally amazed at all the labels... made in china, vietnam, sri lanka, nicaragua and mauritius!

where in the heck is mauritius? probably one of those communist countries where the US will find itself in a war in 3 years because it has cheap electrical power or bin laden was spotted at a burger king having a happy meal or where matt roloff will be filming one of this LPBW episodes saving the little people plight for mauritians! too funny! next thing you know midget talent will be made in china and shipped to the USA at a far cheaper rate than is provided here!

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Posted by shortdwarf.com at 6:29 PM
Edited on: Wednesday, May 13, 2009 6:14 PM
Categories: dwarf talent, lavish dwarf entertainment, matt roloff

Sunday, January 18, 2009

lavish dwarf entertainment


had one of our dwarf talent, "little people" dwarf entertainers work an owner/president's retirement party last night at zaza's italian restaurant in st charles, illinois with the moods, as musical entertainment! he worked as a dwarf leprechaun and a dwarf santa in january, no less. great food, great people, great lavish dwarf entertainment fun! his "dressing room" was in the hotel baker across the street. great digs.

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Posted by shortdwarf.com at 11:33 AM
Edited on: Monday, February 16, 2009 1:43 PM
Categories: dwarf santa, dwarf talent, lavish dwarf entertainment, little people