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Saturday, January 31, 2009
midget wrestling
at another midget wrestling exhibition in celina, ohio! dwarf talent rocks!517-507-5552 : : : : : 312-788-8105
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Edited on: Monday, February 16, 2009 1:41 PM
Categories: dwarf talent
Friday, January 30, 2009
midget wrestling
going to a midget wrestling exhibition tonight in ohio with my nephew & his girlfriend! dwarf talent at its finest!517-507-5552 : : : : : 312-788-8105
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Edited on: Monday, February 16, 2009 1:38 PM
Categories: dwarf talent
st patrick's day leprechauns
just booked 2 more dwarf talent leprechauns for chicago next
month! VERY lavish dwarf entertainment! cha-ching!
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valentine's day cupid
just booked a valentine's day dwarf talent cupid in canada! getting
more and more calls for leprechauns too!
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Tuesday, January 27, 2009
dwarf leprechaun booked
just booked another dwarf leprechaun for the st patrick's day weekend...
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Saturday, January 24, 2009
too funny
we just had the funniest phone call from a 5'7" acting & modeling talent from detroit asking, "how do I become a dwarf talent?" as bill engvall would say, "here's your sign!"
Edited on: Friday, January 30, 2009 1:43 PM
Categories: dwarf entertainment, dwarf talent
dwarf santa & average santas
our dwarf santa attended an annual detroit michigan santa dinner with
over 24 santas from the area! wow, never saw & heard so much ho, ho,
ho in one place!
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Friday, January 23, 2009
7 dwarfs in almost 7 days 4 superbowl
it's almost 7 days away and we already have 7 dwarfs booked at 7
different superbowl parties around the country in florida,
http://www.shortdwarf.com/Florida.html texas,
http://www.shortdwarf.com/Texas.html new york,
http://www.shortdwarf.com/New-York.html phoenix,
http://www.shortdwarf.com/Phoenix.html traverse city, michigan,
http://www.shortdwarf.com/Traverse-City.html new orleans,
http://www.shortdwarf.com/New-Orleans.html, and springport, michigan
too! http://www.shortdwarf.com/Michigan.html they are working as
bartenders, servers, doormen and party hosts for the guys looking to
have an unbelievable better time that checking out the hot godaddy commercial!
no, their names are not bashful, doc, dopey, grumpy, happy, sleepy
and
sneezy! :-)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_White_and_the_Seven_Dwarfs_(1937_film)
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Thursday, January 22, 2009
locations
just added all the different cities and states where our dwarf talent can work as "lavish dwarf talent entertainment." http://www.shortdwarf.com/locations.html to our website http://shortdwarf.com
in the coming month(s) we've got them working as valentine's day cupids, dwarf leprechauns, and cinco de mayo mexican / hispanic entertainers!
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Sunday, January 18, 2009
lavish dwarf entertainment
had one of our dwarf talent, "little people" dwarf entertainers work an owner/president's retirement party last night at zaza's italian restaurant in st charles, illinois with the moods, as musical entertainment! he worked as a dwarf leprechaun and a dwarf santa in january, no less. great food, great people, great lavish dwarf entertainment fun! his "dressing room" was in the hotel baker across the street. great digs.
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Edited on: Monday, February 16, 2009 1:43 PM
Categories: dwarf santa, dwarf talent, lavish dwarf entertainment, little people
Thursday, January 15, 2009
dwarf talent sidekick dead
the famous side kick of tattoo, the dwarf talent from "fantasy
island" is dead at 88! :-( http://tinyurl.com/7mm7we
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Wednesday, January 14, 2009
typical dwarf talent standard of living?
guess the star of LPBW may not be living the typical standard of living for the average dwarf talent...
http://www.fayobserver.com/article?id=315590
didn't your dwarf santa and midget elves spend four days decorating your home with christmas decorations? LOL :-)
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Edited on: Monday, January 19, 2009 3:02 AM
Categories: dwarf santa, dwarf talent
Monday, January 12, 2009
we all look alike!
http://tinyurl.com/7lbpnh
ah yes, the never ending debate on what to call "them," on how "they" all don't look alike and how the rest of society is so screwed up on how "average folks" relate to midgets, dwarfs and talented little people...
...while most of the dwarf talent at http://shortdwarf.com only care that their name is correctly spelled on the check! when will it end? :-)
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Saturday, January 10, 2009
waiting
got a dwarf talent waiting to visit his sister in st vincent hospital in toledo ohio, home of the mudhens, jamie farr and tony packos!
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mr. sunshine
watching a replay of thursday's C-SPAN where robert sunshine, congressional budget office acting director testifies before some kind law makers / law breakers. how funny, sunshine? what's next, the seven dwarfs telling us "how small" the problem really is? dwarf talent at it's best!
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Edited on: Monday, January 19, 2009 2:54 AM
Categories: dwarf news, dwarf talent
Thursday, January 08, 2009
30 rock
watching another dwarf talent, peter dinklage, on 30 rock! this is the same show where tina fey, aka sarah palin, said, in january 2007, on an episode of the NBC show "30 Rock," "i just want to go home, watch the midget show and eat a block of cheese."
Edited on: Monday, January 19, 2009 2:56 AM
Categories: dwarf talent
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
rick wagoner eat your heart out
everybody wants a bail out now...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28549145/ when does dwarf talent get a
bailout? http://www.cnbc.com/id/28542109
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Sunday, January 04, 2009
reality show love
check out article about reality shows, we love them, NOT! http://twurl.nl/ncmgrd
Edited on: Sunday, January 04, 2009 5:35 PM
Categories: dwarf news
famous last words not said by dwarf talent...
check out http://twurl.nl/ewgo52 famous last words...
Edited on: Sunday, January 04, 2009 5:34 PM
Categories: dwarf talent
dwarf couple's 35th anniversary
attending a dwarf couple's 35th anniversary party we met while
selling kirby vacuum cleaners 29 years ago...
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Friday, January 02, 2009
famous last words
check out http://twurl.nl/ewgo52 famous last words...
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matt roloff in the news
check out photo of matt roloff and the family, http://twurl.nl/q1jlqg
a new episode of "little people on the prairie."
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reality show love
check out article about reality shows, we love them,
NOT! http://twurl.nl/ncmgrd
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1.2.09 comedy castle mark green
going to comedy castle with mike mode, john pullum, and krista....
Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle
269 E 4TH ST
ROYAL OAK, MI 48067-2606
248-542-9900
http://comedycastle.com/
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dwarf talent in miami FL
got a female dwarf talent working on a video project in florida
today. NO, it's NOT dwarf porn if you ask. LOL :-) it's for billy
cox's retirement video at the broward county sheriff's office!
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